— frequently asked questions —

I’m not very good with video games. Can I still come?

Yes! Those who don’t wish to use the controller often play the most important role—backseat driving!

Is the show accessible for all audiences?

All performances of asses.masses are ‘extra live’, which means that audience members are free to make noise, call out, eat, drink, enter/exit, and move about as needed. That said, the show is not particularly conducive for audience members who have limited vision, due to its heavy use of written text on the screen.

Is asses.masses appropriate for all ages?

Not necessarily. It features coarse language, simulated sex between donkeys, simulated violence and murder, and strong revolutionist rhetoric.

How long is asses.masses?

asses.masses has a flexible duration depending on how whether the spectators/players prioritize the main narrative or the side quests, and how long the audience decides to take for intermission breaks. The show usually runs for approx. 7.5 hours—a full work day.

What language can I experience the show in?

The story of the show is told via visual text. Originally written in English, asses.masses has is available in Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italian, with German and Turkish versions to be completed before the end of 2024.

Where can I find touring information?

Right here at this hyperlink!